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Now, Therefore, I, Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States, pursuant to the pardon power conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Hillary Rodam Clinton for all offenses against the United States which she, Hillary Rodam Clinton, has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 20, 2009 through February 1, 2013.

In Witness Whereof, I have hereunto set my hand this 31st day of December, in the year of our Lord two thousand sixteen and of the Independence of the United States of America two hundred forty.

Signed; Barack Hussein Obama

Hillary Clinton's Magnificent, Magical List of Accomplishments

 

I have captured Hillary Clinton's talking points in a sample conversation with any competent journalists who ask the very toughest of questions facing Clinton on the campaign trail:
 
 Q.“What has Hilary done?”
 
A. “She has done a lot.”
 
The reporter rephrases:
 
Q. “Name one thing she has done?”
 
A. “She has done so many things you can’t quantify them.”
 
The reporter tries one more time:
 
Q. "Please, just name just one thing, anything that Hillary has accomplished?”
 
A. “I think I already answered that for you, next please.”
 
A. " Wait a sec - I do remember something! She has a uterus...."

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Palin's Record in Contrast to the Dear Leaders...

As governor, Palin combed through the Alaskan budget line by line and powerfully wielded her veto pen.In stark contrast to President Obama and other governors whose fiscal records are dogged by credit downgrades, Palin left Alaska with an improved credit rating during and following her tenure as governor. Standard & Poor’s raised Alaska’s credit rating from AA to AA+ in April 2008.

Then in 2010, both Moody’s and Standard & Poor’s upgraded Alaska to AAA for the first time in the state’s history due to policies enacted by Palin that made the state’s finances more than solvent.

She implemented important reforms to Alaska’s oil industry and pressured Exxon to start drilling again in Point Thomson after holding leasing on the land for years.

And, unlike the Democrats who talk a big game about taking on Big Oil, Palin actually took on Big Oil with a tenacity that should make her Nancy Pelosi’s hero, releasing the stranglehold that those companies had on the oil resources and industry in her state, driving both more exploration, and the resulting jobs at the same time increased royalty revenues.

She didn’t stand for corruption in the Alaskan government – her ethical stance, in fact, was a key factor in the popularity that allowed her to run for governor.Taking on corruption and crony capitalism has always been a cornerstone of Sarah Palin's agenda; in Alaska she did take on the old-boy network — the oil companies and her own party . As oil and gas commissioner, Sarah Palin called out the unethical practices of members of her own party. As Governor, she sought to end the back room deals and improper relationships between oil companies and politicians.

And for all that she's labeled as "empty" and according to MSNBC, worthy of only defecating on. Seems like the party of "Hope and Change" is letting everyone know what they really think of strong, successful, intelligent women.

Or - you could be a community organizer.

Finally, A President I can trust!

So lets review. Obama and his State Department apologize to Muslims after the terrorist attack at the embassy in Egypt and attack on U.S. Consulate building in Libya. Then on the day of the terrorist attacks, Obama pops off the Las Vegas to fund-raise with a bunch of leftist fat cats, and take some turns shooting dice at the craps tables. While his Ambassador was missing, and by all accounts, being anally raped and tortured. All while the President of Libya says it wasn't the video - and there wasn't even protests before the Benghazi consulate was attacked. Sorry Jay Carney. 





For the last week, the Obama regime continued to deny that the attacks on Americans in Muslim countries were terrorism, and now we pay $70,000 to apologize to Pakistanis on their TV for the Youtube video.



You heard that right - we are paying to run an ad in Pakistan apologizing for the video that Obama said we have nothng to do with.

The ad features Obama talking about ‘religious tolerance’ and Hillary Clinton again begging and pleading with Muslims that the U.S. government had nothing to do with the Youtube video. All in an effort to not "rile up" the Muslims, who by all accounts are usually a calm, measured and insightful people.


Not to distract from the issue at hand - that in the most dangerous country in the world, on the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, our Ambassador had no protection, and two ex Navy Seals, stationed there to protect the data and records threw themselves into the breach to protect the Ambassador. All while Valerie Jarrett vacations in Martha's Vineyard, a notorious hotbed of unrest and violence with EIGHT (8!) armed Secret Service agents and armored vehicles.


Obama has it right - the real issue is the video, and not the Obama administration's policies of appeasement in the middle east. Sure.


Finally it would appear that we have a President we can trust - unfortunately, he is the President of Libya.