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Now, Therefore, I, Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States, pursuant to the pardon power conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Hillary Rodam Clinton for all offenses against the United States which she, Hillary Rodam Clinton, has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 20, 2009 through February 1, 2013.

In Witness Whereof, I have hereunto set my hand this 31st day of December, in the year of our Lord two thousand sixteen and of the Independence of the United States of America two hundred forty.

Signed; Barack Hussein Obama