Eat the Rich - Let's take EVERYTHING from them!

With a tip of the hat to Bill Whittle - and to all those that are calling for us to take from the "rich" to fund our current misadventures. Obama's budget is $10 billion per day. Let's see how eating our seed corn works for us shall we?

I'm a protester in New York. I hate corporations. Heck, I hate everything, but I REALLY hate big corporations. So let's take AAAAALLLLLL the profits from Exxon and Walmart to fund the Obama adventure. Lets take AAAAALLLLL their profit. That outta put some money in our wallets right.

Nah, it would fund only about 3 days worth of Obama spending.

Okay - lets get really aggressive and make the rich pay for what they'e done to us. Let's appropriate AAAAALLLLL the profit from AAAALLLLL the Fortune 500 companies. Fat cat bastards, let's really stick it to them. How many days would that get us?

Only another 37 days. Crap. We still have to steal, I mean appropriate another 325 days worth of funding.

Enough BS - let's go over the wall and kill all the billionaires. Take AAAAALLLLLL of their incomes.Forget 50% death tax - just take it ALLLLLLLL.  Hah, that'll show 'em. We're gonna be rolling in it. How many days would that get us? Tell me!!!!

130 more days. We're at about 170 days, or about 1/2 way through the year.

Frig.

Now what? I know - Obama says every body that makes over $250,000 per year is "rich" - we've been setting the bar too high! Let's take AAAAALLLLLL the money from EVERYBODY that makes over $250,000 per year. Take EVERYTHING they make over $250,000. Take it all. Now that should get us over the hump right? What does that do for us? How many days will that get us of Obamaland?

140 more days. Shit. We're still 55 days short. 310 days down, 55 to go.

Okay, okay, war is evil - let's not forget about war - lets bail out of both wars - that will send a message and buy us some more Obama. No more war for oil! How many days can we get from shutting down both wars and bringing the boys home?

25 more days. Okay, let's leave 'em over there. They probably can't readjust to society anyways. 5 more days!

Crikey. Still 25 days short.

Let's cut off food aid to Africa's poor. I mean, we're poor too right? Sorry fly infested African baby, have your people call my people. Ciao, love ya.

5 more days.

20 days out. Dammit!

Okay - tax every man woman and child in America $600 bucks - and we're there! 365 days. I knew we could do it if we acted collectively - it's January 1st 2012! Hooray!

Now what? What do we do next year? Ooops. We took all of the profits from all of the companies, we've taken all of the salaries and assets from all of the rich people. We've killed off all of the billionaires. We  taxed even the 50% of Americans that didn't pay tax before. We've taken all of the money that we could  and completely ate the rich.

And it only bought us one year of Obama.

No profits left to tax, no salaries left to steal, no assets left to appropriate. No growth to tax, no entrepreneurs left to generate jobs. Nothing. No seed left at all. We ate the rich.

Now what? Obama is projected to increase spending by ANOTHER $1.7 trillion dollars in 2012. Another 5 months to pay for. With what? From where? From who? How?

Makes you want to hug a billionaire doesn't it?




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Mike McGinn - Our green friend in Seattle, spends $65M to insulate 3 homes....

Mmmmm. Your tax dollars give me a righteous buzz....

Who's a hairy bear? Can I get an "oh yeah?"

These Green Jobs Fools like Mike McGinn (Chief Fool of Seattle) have got it made in the shade. Why not take the regular folks money, throw it a "Green Jobs" toilet and then cash in on the La La land vote parade of green weenies. Sorry if I am sounding a bit harsh, and I regret calling McGinn a green fool. That would be disrespectful to both fools, and the color green. Sorry Kermit.

Let's check this guy out. Environmental activist, chairman of the Sierra Club (business bad, beavers good) who got elected on the promise of "kick starting" the economy with hip, green jobs, "sustainable" development and pony rides for everyone.  Let's see how he's done shall we?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeee's Greenie:

• McGinn and the rest of his friends first made sure that "Big Box" stores couldn't get into the city of Seattle, costing several thousand jobs. Attaboy Mike!
• Created a special tax for businesses that had employees who travelled to work alone. Several hundred more jobs gone. I can now commute nowhere with nobody, because we all lost our jobs. At least we can catch the View!
• Removed the ability of local neighborhood parents to have a say in their children's education by creating a School Board run by professional teachers, (and dissolving local PTAs) What do parents know about teaching anyways, they just clog up the system with their "ideas"....
• Encouraged the police force of Seattle to not enforce marijuana laws (possession, use, manufacture or distribution). I was going to type out the sound of a righteous hard pull on a thick spliff, but I don't know if it is "tooootootoot" or more like "wheeeeze -  ahhhhhhhh"?
• Was then featured on the cover of "Dope" magazine. I think that is a noun. Or is it an adjective?
• He and his advisors actually advocate (this is a quote - Im not making this up!!!!!!!) taking auto drivers who accidentally kill or injure cyclists and "hang them by their toenails at the edge of town until buzzards peck their eyes out." . Gee guys, talk about harshing our mellow...
• McGimp has called for homeless people to be given free housing that the taxpayer pays for on free city land. Hey if it's free, like those samples at Costco - count me in!
• Advocates that the city should be mandated to pay for Transgender surgeries. In related news, the nearby city of Tacoma says that they will pay for surgery to turn you into robot that shoots lasers. I'm off to Tacoma so I can defeat drag queens with my laser beam of death!

Now this genius has had to come forth on his job record. Letting the people know what their hip, sustainable future is bringing them in terms of jobs and prosperity and wealth and security.  Let me get the number right for you. I'm punching it into the Cray 7000 right now - and the answer is:

ZERO. No jobs created. None. Nada. Since taking office Seattle's growth has been exactly - zero.

Despite $20 million pissed away on a home weatherstipping program for Seattle that created 14 jobs. All of them clerical and office staff, he says that if we were just patient we would see the light. By the way - McGinn made the contractors pay the workers $21 per hour to participate in the program, when the going wage was $12 for the same kind of work. He was creating "new economy jobs" ( you know the kind that look good on paper, but don't actually exist past election day.) Dozens of businesses lost their workers and failed. Hundreds more jobs lost. Go Mikey Go!

So 14 jobs created. That sucks, but how many houses did they upgrade?

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If it wasn't so tragic it would be funny. Who are the fools here? We can point at the electorate of Seattle and laugh, but it wouldn't do much good. Toledo, Kansas City and PHOENIX spent $65 million under the same laughable federal program and created 72 jobs in total. Since this program works so well, Obama has put ANOTHER $5 BILLION into it. Dat stimbulus done be da shit.

You want comedic fodder? Go look in the mirror. That's who is being laughed at. Who is the fool now?

As G. Gordon Liddy famously said after the re-election of Clinton - "you people deserve yourselves. You sicken me - and I'm not going to hang around just to prove me right."

Talk about harshing the mellow - Hey G. Gordon - would transgender surgery make you feel any better? I mean it's free and all.........

Today, we all need to apologize to our children for mortgaging their future..

I don't know whether to write about Biden or the deficit agreement, so I will do both.

Let me first address Biden with no due respect. Sir, your hair plugs have obviously been screwed in too tightly and are interfering with the part of your brain that manages self control. One more Tourettes-like outburst from you, and you should be relegated to a role of miming out all night speeches on C-Span. The fact that a country like this affords a worthless, inept and cantankerous trifle like you the forum to delude yourself into thinking you matter is in and of itself a shameful waste of time. If you care so much for this country, do us all a favor and never, ever, speak in public again.

Now that I got that out of my system....

The deficit and the debt talks. Congratulations to the democrats who have succeeded in putting forth a deal that actually guarantees that the deficit will rise from $14 trillion today to $22 trillion in ten years. It was supposed to be $24 trillion, so they are really cutting to the bone. The stock markets are so impressed they dropped 200 points today, and the bond rating services are lining up for a downgrade.the downgrade will ensure higher interest costs, more lost jobs and more lost homes. Thanks for that Washington.

All because Obama can't stop spending. Because he needs to get re-elected.
To get re-elected he needs to create as many dependent Americans as possible. And because he can't raise taxes because he knows that rich people already pay all the taxes.

I apologize in advance for my kids. My parents were part of the greatest generation that won the war and got us to the moon, and my generation is the weakest generation, taking credit for MTV and edible panties. Now we've allowed the democrats to sell out our kids futures for today's votes. We should all be embarassed today.