Barney Fife for President!

Barry Sotaro has to be wishing he could just play golf full time at this point. First downgrade of the greatest country on Earth in history, then rejection of union power play in Wisconsin, stock market freefall, lowest approval ratings ever, rising deficit, failed debt reduction plan, Weinergate, Hoogate, and on and on.

Makes a poor villager from Kenya not want to be President anymore!

The biggest thing he has to be thinking is - "the election hasn't even spooled up yet, and I'm getting my arse handed to me - what's gonna happen when 12 GOP candidates start slinging away?"

So given that, I'm going to give an overview of the candidates that have a shot at beating Barack Hussein in 2012., starting with Barney Fife.

Barney's platform slogan is "nip it, nip it right in the bud", and his economic policy is a cross between New Keynesian and Aunt Bees' "Pieside" economics.As far as national defence goes, Barney has a gun, and is itching to use it. His favorite quote? "There's three reasons there is so little crime in Mayberry. Andy, me and baby makes three...."

At least Obama's resume can say he got Osama while President. The unemployment market will go up by one, but I've got a feeling that 300 million people can live with it....

The Deficit, Netflix and Obama-rama-lama-ding-dong

If given enough rope eventually the guy is going to hang himself. I thought Barry Sotaro's performance over the past few weeks on the debt issue has been as expected. Bleh. I thought Boehner's speech today was pretty good on top of it all. It now looks like Hussein will be facing off for the election in 2012 with Tweety Bird from the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Tweety is preparing his/her acceptance speech. I never did figure out if that bird was a man or woman. I mean, it never laid an egg or anything. But I digress.

With this impending social crisis - how are Americans feeling? What are they concerned about? You guessed it - the top issue by far was the hike in NetFlix fees.

On the other hand, I see the last point has more points than BO. I'm not sure math was one of the strong suits at the news networks.....Anyways - I feel for our overall well-being if the people of these country are more worried about the delivered price of the Wiggles than they are about the economy. "It's about the Yellow Wiggle Stupid". Sorry about that James Carville.