Showing posts with label post office. Show all posts
Showing posts with label post office. Show all posts

Monday, December 5, 2011

Going Postal


Mommy? What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?
Well, Johnny, let me explain it to you by giving an example. The US post office has been a haven of the union movement for nearly a century, and every year the gov't gives them more and more money from the taxpayers so that they can stay in business and the union workers can vote for the government. Now the government has no more money to give the post office and their failing business model so they government is blaming the internet for hurting the post office.
But Mommy, since union workers and management make so much more than the average person in the street wouldn't they be able to have a better business model, or at the very least come up with a new plan that makes things right?
No Johnny, the manager at the post office cannot make more money, no matter how good she is, so over time the best and brightest people go to work for private enterprise where they know their hard work and spirit and innovation will be rewarded. Why, a lot of the people that would have worked at the post office now work for companies like Google and Amazon and others.
That is why Amazon was able to create better, faster and cheaper services like Amazon Prime. This program gives FREE shipping to Amazon customers who get their goods in a day or two, with a super duper return policy, flawless delivery and friendly associates. Companies like Google are creating even better delivery programs that partner with private delivery companies like UPS to give SAME DAY delivery for many goods and instant delivery of music, books and movies. These companies know that they will make more money, and the smart people that work there know THEY will make more money as well. This is what is called the "free market economy" and it works very, very well. When things get tough - private enterprise, motivated by competition and the prospect of individual wealth creates innovative solutions to vexing problems.
So Mommy - given all of what is happening to the post office, billions of dollars in the red, tough competition, shrinking demand for their services and over 600,000 employees, many of them unionized squeezing out more and more benefits from the system, surely even the dullest of government half-wits can see the writing on the wall and are going to make the changes required to survive?
No Johnny, they have been dulled by the union mentality for too long to become rational now. In fact, given all of the bad things you noted, the post office is responding to competition by LOWERING SERVICE STANDARDS, REDUCING DROP OFF LOCATIONS and INCREASING PRICES - and doing all that with only shedding a few thousand employees. It would seem that there is no hope of saving the post office, and we can only blame bloated unions, political interference and shameless vote pandering.
Mommy, I'm scared.
Why Johnny? Are you scared for the future of the Post Office and it's employees?
No Mommy, I'm scared that 600,000 Cliff Clavins are going to "Go Postal", and I don't mean union rallies......




Monday, July 25, 2011

The Deficit, Netflix and Obama-rama-lama-ding-dong

If given enough rope eventually the guy is going to hang himself. I thought Barry Sotaro's performance over the past few weeks on the debt issue has been as expected. Bleh. I thought Boehner's speech today was pretty good on top of it all. It now looks like Hussein will be facing off for the election in 2012 with Tweety Bird from the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Tweety is preparing his/her acceptance speech. I never did figure out if that bird was a man or woman. I mean, it never laid an egg or anything. But I digress.

With this impending social crisis - how are Americans feeling? What are they concerned about? You guessed it - the top issue by far was the hike in NetFlix fees.


On the other hand, I see the last point has more points than BO. I'm not sure math was one of the strong suits at the news networks.....Anyways - I feel for our overall well-being if the people of these country are more worried about the delivered price of the Wiggles than they are about the economy. "It's about the Yellow Wiggle Stupid". Sorry about that James Carville.