Barney Fife for President!

Barry Sotaro has to be wishing he could just play golf full time at this point. First downgrade of the greatest country on Earth in history, then rejection of union power play in Wisconsin, stock market freefall, lowest approval ratings ever, rising deficit, failed debt reduction plan, Weinergate, Hoogate, and on and on.

Makes a poor villager from Kenya not want to be President anymore!

The biggest thing he has to be thinking is - "the election hasn't even spooled up yet, and I'm getting my arse handed to me - what's gonna happen when 12 GOP candidates start slinging away?"

So given that, I'm going to give an overview of the candidates that have a shot at beating Barack Hussein in 2012., starting with Barney Fife.

Barney's platform slogan is "nip it, nip it right in the bud", and his economic policy is a cross between New Keynesian and Aunt Bees' "Pieside" economics.As far as national defence goes, Barney has a gun, and is itching to use it. His favorite quote? "There's three reasons there is so little crime in Mayberry. Andy, me and baby makes three...."

At least Obama's resume can say he got Osama while President. The unemployment market will go up by one, but I've got a feeling that 300 million people can live with it....