Green Eggs and Sham

DR. SEUSS 2011:

I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress squeals, I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like ex-speaker Nan, I do not like their 'YES, We Can.'

I do not like this spending spree, I'm smart, I know that nothing's free. I do not like their smug replies when I complain about their blatant lies. I do not like their tax and spend, I don't believe it will ever end.

I do not like their take on life - I don't not like his grating wife.

I would not, could not in Iran, I could not would not in Pakistan, I don't believe them in a car, I don't believe them near - and far.

 I could not get back my cash, Obama spent it on Solyndra trash.

Mr. Biden is a dope, I do not like this kind of HOPE, I do not like it: nope, nope, nope!

2011 will sure be tough,  and  January 2013 can't come soon enough!

Yes my friends, it's plain to see - the one to blame is you and me....for when we believe in green eggs and ham, what we get served is sham, sham, sham.