Thursday, February 16, 2012

Check your email address book folks, or this could happen to you!

If you are going to write me an email in error - you should be prepared for the response. I bet this guy is still trying to figure this out....first - he writes me, thinking I'm someone else:

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Greetings and salutations my long lost climbing buddy.  How goes things?  So are you a happily married man now??  Family man yet?? What’s up with you and Melissa?  Are you still working for Agility?  Fill me in on some of the details of the past few years.  Tell me a little of what is going on in your neck of the woods in California.

I know it seems I fell off the planet and haven’t written or called since what…2008 or so… I actually went back to school to get my associates degree as well as a few other work related things.  School and work have consumed a lot of my time and it is now about to wrap up with my graduating in May.  I have also been involved in a program through the CIA (not the spooks but the Culinary Institute of America)  and Stephanie (my wife) and hopefully my parents will be coming out for about a week to vineyard hop, eat some good food and hopefully catch up with a long lost climbing buddy and his girlfriend/wife/family.  We are planning to be in California arriving April 12, 2012 and leaving midday April 21, 2012.   It would be nice if you could join us for a day or two when we first get there before I start my classes at CIA Greystone

I look forward to hearing from you and hope we can get together when we are out there.  Take care and write soon!

Ketchup Chips responds with sick pleasure:

Holy smokes long  time no talk! Things are going well here, I started a new job in San Francisco at the White Swallow Bathhouse. Unfortunately Melissa and I are no longer together - seems that once we hit California her porn career took off and so did she! She now is doing vids under the stage name Crissy Snow at Raunch Studios. Check her out sometime! Congrats on the CIA stuff, unfortunately as a recovering addict I can't partake and my parole conditions prohibit me from leaving the city. Actually the ankle bracelet kinda keeps me close to the house. And my parole officer.


Anyways do keep in touch - it is great to hear from you, after my little indiscretion with Stephanie i didnt think you would want to stay buds.

You are a class act man!
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6 comments:

  1. menopausal mamaFebruary 16, 2012 at 4:12 PM

    Oh Lord, this is hysterical! Please tell me you wouldn't do this to me if I "accidentally" sent an email to you!!

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    1. Ketchup ChipsFebruary 17, 2012 at 1:49 PM

      I am an equal opportunity abuser. I actually have a common name, so it happens more often than you think, so rather than be pissed about it, I amuse myself. I think I have been responsible for a couple of divorces.

      Good for KC!

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  2. Alexis WilkeFebruary 16, 2012 at 9:34 PM

    Right... I guess I shouldn't post a comment here then 8-)
    Ha! Ha!
    Better than my general spam...

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    1. Ketchup ChipsFebruary 17, 2012 at 1:50 PM

      Hah - you are right - better than spam and tastier. I love it when the "wit" is so subtle that the victim is not sure that I am serious or not. Comment away - I love my readers.
      Unless they are Indonesian.

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  3. KittyFebruary 17, 2012 at 6:20 AM

    Interesting ! I would like to read your emails...though challenging ! :))

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  4. Ketchup ChipsFebruary 17, 2012 at 1:53 PM

    Reading my emails is not challeging, I use the standard alphabet, and in many cases I use actual punctuation. I tried the 12 letter hawaiian alphabet once, but Keaohilone doesn't have the same ring to it as "Pinhead"....

    Aloha. Keaohilone.

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