Is there a trophy awarded to the trophy shop with the best trophies?

Okay, Menopausal Mother http://bloggers.com/blog/menopausalmother-50645 awarded this award to me, after it was awarded to her. It is either hot to the touch, tracked by the FBI or sticky. Why else would she pass it along so quickly? Anyhoo, so here is the deal, in return for 3 lines of HTML code that I am supposed to have tattooed on my neck, or put on my blog (I can't remember which) I am supposed to share with you, gentle readers, my deepest,darkest and most intimate secrets.

I will attempt to mix 70% lies with 20% liquor and 10% truth to seduce you, I mean entertain you with my responses:

7 QUESTIONS (Presumably with 7 answers?)

1. What is your favorite song?
     The white trash Frankenstein anthem "Sweet Home Alabama". Playing that song in the south makes everyone within hearing distance air guitar. Even grandma.

2. What is your favorite dessert?
     I don't have a favorite dessert. I do have a favorite desert. Atacama in Chile. It's chilly up in Chile.

3. What do you do when you're upset?
    
Balance my checkbook.
4. 
What is your favorite pet?

    Miss September, 1970. She was awesome.

    5. Which do you prefer, white or whole wheat?

I believe every bread should be judged by the content of the their character and not by the color of their crust. I have a dream that one day little foccaccias and pumpernickels will be seen as equals.

    6. What is your biggest fear?
   
  Obama - the Vagina Monologues

7. What is your attitude mostly?

     About 50% of the time I am vertical, and about 25% of the time horizontal. At other times, depending on factors such as pitch, yaw and roll, I could be anything from inverted to a lawn dart.

(10) RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME

1. I have 10 fingers and 10 toes distributed across 4 appendages.
2. When frightened I shoot quills in all directions
3. My first car was so slow that it couldn't break the speed of smell
4. I know that a pair of flight headphones ACCIDENTALLY left on the tarmac will destroy an F404-GE engine. Just sayin'. I had nothing to do with it.
5. I once put glow in the dark paint on my eyelids so I could see in the dark. It DOES NOT work.
6. My family has no ethnicity at all, and the most exotic food we can come up with is pancakes.
7. I used to live in the Caribbean for several years.
8. I have been both blessed and cursed by religious leaders from 4 major faiths.
9. I do not have the ability to count to 10!


THE (7) BLOGGERS I GRANT THE KREATIVE BLOGGER AWARD TO ARE:
http://www.lustyfashion.com/jessica-simpson-fashion-sheath-dresses/

http://bloggers.com/blog/top-10-lists-top-ten-lists-top10hm-com-53869

http://forexsignalsguru.com/

http://thatsdway.blogspot.com/2012/06/my-take-time-silkygirl-gloss-on.html

http://www.declarationentertainment.com/blogs/bill-whittle

http://www.blogtoplist.com/rss/toothpaste.html

http://ronnas.blogspot.com/2012/05/tv-dinners.html