It would appear that the members of Congress and the Senate are working on a plan to exempt themselves from the restrictions, costs and ultimately the implications of Obamacare.
To wit I quote the great Dick Tionary:
e·lit·ism or é·lit·ism (-ltzm, -l-)
n.
1. The belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources.
2.
a. The sense of entitlement enjoyed by such a group or class.
b. Control, rule, or domination by such a group or class.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Let us examine the real issue of pressure cookers and the steps we must immediately take to regulate, control, and yes - confiscate them.
In the WRONG HANDS these things can be EXTREMELY DANGEROUS and we as a society simply cannot afford to have pressure cookers out there being sold in a completely uncontrolled manner.
I am just talking about some common sense laws. In addition, with all the documented instances of pressure cookers being used to construct explosive devices, and in light of the numbers of killed and injured, two things are clear: pressure cookers are lethal and we are in the midst of a pressure cooker violence epidemic.
There is no need for pressure cooker nuts to run around with their pressure cookers without any regulation and oversight. We must act now - even if it saves just one life.
First, most people do not need high capacity pressure cookers. Limiting pressure cookers to a quart capacity will make society safer. High capacity pressure cookers should only be available to professional chefs and those highly trained in their use. And the government.
Mandatory mental health evaluations and federal background checks will help to ensure that a pressure cooker doesn't fall in the wrong hands. Should people convicted of felonies and domestic violence misdemeanors be banned from owning pressure cookers? ABSOLUTELY!
Even if it saves just one life, it's worth it. How about that soccer mom? Well, it depends. What if she loves soccer but hates America? Do you REALLY want THAT soccer mom to have unfettered access to something so potentially deadly? The people cannot be trusted with these devices and we must control their access immediately.
Next - we need to have the Department of Homeland Security buy up 1.6 Billion chickens so that these pressure cooker nuts have no access to the ammunition that is required to weaponize these pressure cookers.
I'm only talking about common sense here people. Let the government cook your food for you - let the professionals handle it.
Together, we can make the changes necessary to foster a pressure-cooker free America.
In the WRONG HANDS these things can be EXTREMELY DANGEROUS and we as a society simply cannot afford to have pressure cookers out there being sold in a completely uncontrolled manner.
I am just talking about some common sense laws. In addition, with all the documented instances of pressure cookers being used to construct explosive devices, and in light of the numbers of killed and injured, two things are clear: pressure cookers are lethal and we are in the midst of a pressure cooker violence epidemic.
There is no need for pressure cooker nuts to run around with their pressure cookers without any regulation and oversight. We must act now - even if it saves just one life.
First, most people do not need high capacity pressure cookers. Limiting pressure cookers to a quart capacity will make society safer. High capacity pressure cookers should only be available to professional chefs and those highly trained in their use. And the government.
Mandatory mental health evaluations and federal background checks will help to ensure that a pressure cooker doesn't fall in the wrong hands. Should people convicted of felonies and domestic violence misdemeanors be banned from owning pressure cookers? ABSOLUTELY!
Even if it saves just one life, it's worth it. How about that soccer mom? Well, it depends. What if she loves soccer but hates America? Do you REALLY want THAT soccer mom to have unfettered access to something so potentially deadly? The people cannot be trusted with these devices and we must control their access immediately.
Next - we need to have the Department of Homeland Security buy up 1.6 Billion chickens so that these pressure cooker nuts have no access to the ammunition that is required to weaponize these pressure cookers.
I'm only talking about common sense here people. Let the government cook your food for you - let the professionals handle it.
Together, we can make the changes necessary to foster a pressure-cooker free America.
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Wednesday, January 30, 2013
John Lennon's Pablum
I am a huge fan of the writer Ayn Rand. Many people deride her writings as being
jingoistic and simplfied.
I couldn't agree more.
That's what makes this so powerful - even the progressive fool raised on the pablum of John Lennon and Doctor Spock where nobody loses and everybody wins if we could all just "get along" gets what this all means to them:
"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power
to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them.
One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live
without breaking laws."
.
I couldn't have said it any better.
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Monday, January 28, 2013
Who Wants to be in the Poorhouse?
Thats right ladies and gentlemen - Ketchup Chips is starting my own game show - Who Wants to Be in The Poorhouse!! In this fast paced game, contestants have to guess only one fact that corresponds to another fact - and the winner - and all his children and neighbors - are guaranteed a spot in the Poorhouse for the rest of their lives. It's educational, it's fun and it's downright exciting in a Russian Roulette kind of way. Are we ready to play? Of course you are!!!!!!!!!
Here's the first fact - the ten cities below have the largest percentage of their population living UNDER the poverty line in America:
And now - here is the question - for all the marbles - what is the one single fact that all of these diverse, geographically dispersed, multi-racial cities have in common? You can do it - c'mon, put that thinking cap on.
YOU GOT IT!!! Congratulations - the answer is they all have elected Democrat mayors and city councils for at least the last 30 or so years! You win a spot in the Poorhouse!!!!!!!!!!
Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1954.
Cleveland, OH (4th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1989.
Miami, FL (5th) has NEVER had a Republican mayor.
St. Louis, MO (6th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1949.
El Paso, TX (7th) has NEVER had a Republican mayor.
Milwaukee, WI (8th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1908.
Newark, NJ (10th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1907.
So there you have it - the first round is complete, and we already have a winner that looks an awful lot like a loser. Tune in again next week when we tee up the next contestant on "Who Wants to Be in the Poorhouse!"
Here's the first fact - the ten cities below have the largest percentage of their population living UNDER the poverty line in America:
1. Detroit , MI 32.5%
2 Buffalo , NY 29.9%
3. Cincinnati , OH 27.8%
4. Cleveland , OH 27.0%
5. Miami , FL 26.9%
6. St. Louis , MO 26.8%
7. El Paso , TX 26.4%
8. Milwaukee , WI 26.2%
9. Philadelphia , PA 25.1%
10. Newark , NJ 24.2%
3. Cincinnati , OH 27.8%
4. Cleveland , OH 27.0%
5. Miami , FL 26.9%
6. St. Louis , MO 26.8%
7. El Paso , TX 26.4%
8. Milwaukee , WI 26.2%
9. Philadelphia , PA 25.1%
10. Newark , NJ 24.2%
And now - here is the question - for all the marbles - what is the one single fact that all of these diverse, geographically dispersed, multi-racial cities have in common? You can do it - c'mon, put that thinking cap on.
YOU GOT IT!!! Congratulations - the answer is they all have elected Democrat mayors and city councils for at least the last 30 or so years! You win a spot in the Poorhouse!!!!!!!!!!
Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1961.
Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1954.
Cincinnati, OH (3rd) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1984.
Cleveland, OH (4th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1989.
Miami, FL (5th) has NEVER had a Republican mayor.
St. Louis, MO (6th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1949.
El Paso, TX (7th) has NEVER had a Republican mayor.
Milwaukee, WI (8th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1908.
Philadelphia, PA (9th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1952.
Newark, NJ (10th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1907.
So there you have it - the first round is complete, and we already have a winner that looks an awful lot like a loser. Tune in again next week when we tee up the next contestant on "Who Wants to Be in the Poorhouse!"
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Thursday, January 3, 2013
Fast and Fretless
WASHINGTON - Today's uncovering of secret multi-agency program for shipping illegal Gibson guitars to Mexican drug cartels left red-faced officials of the U.S. Department of Justice scrambling for an explanation amid angry calls for a Congressional investigation.
"I have ordered all agency personnel to fully cooperate in any Congressional inquiries, including all reasonable document requests, as soon as we can redact them with Sharpie pens and safety scissors," said U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder.
The secret program came to light early this morning in the border town of Nogales, Arizona, after what was described as a wild battle of the bands between members of the Sinaloa cartel and Los Zetas, two of Mexico's most notorious and violent drug gangs.
"Usually these guys are armed with Mexican Strats and Squires, Epiphones, small caliber stuff like that," said Pedro Ochoa, 46, an eye witness to the 6-string melee. "This time they were packing the heavy firepower."
The steady barrage of power chords and piercing solo attacks attracted the attention of nearby U.S. Border Patrol agents, who arrived at the scene just as Los Zetas broke into Led Zeppelin's 'Immigrant Song.' By the time the dust had cleared, U.S. Border Patrol Agent Oscar Jimenez was found in a catatonic state of headbanging. He was later flown to the University of Arizona Hospital, where his condition is listed as seriously rawked.
The spandex-clad suspects were able to flee back into Mexico, but not before abandoning their arsenal of axes - the quality of which shocked Border Patrol agents.
"I've been working the border for over 25 years and have never seen a weapons cache like this," said Patrol Supervisor Mike Foreman. "A '53 Goldtop, a Mary Kay Strat, a '59 Black Beauty, Flying V's, a whole armory of SGs. Enough for an entire guitarmy. It's a wonder there weren't any total shreddings."
Suspicions that the U.S. Department of Justice was involved in the case first arose after agents noticed "Property of the U.S. Department of Justice" embossed on the back of each guitar. A trace of the serial numbers confirmed that they were confiscated only days earlier by DoJ agents from the Gibson Guitar Company in Memphis.
Responding to a Freedom of Information Act request, Justice Department officials admitted that the guitars were part of a complicated sting program know as "Operation Fast and Fretless," ostensibly designed to stem traffic of illegal guitars and amplifiers between the U.S. and Mexico. The multi-agency program - involving Justice, ICE, TSA, EPA, IRS, FDA, Fish & Wildlife, USDA, and the Bureau of Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll - reportedly encourage border area pawn shops to sell the guitars to known drug kingpins.
Justice spokesman Gary Evans said the Nogales incident yesterday showed the program was a success. "By putting American guitars in the hands of Mexican gangs, I think we've proven what we've warned all along - that Mexican gangs have access to American guitars. Hopefully this will lead to sane and sensible guitar controls."
Despite the defense of the program, Darrel Issa (R-CA), Chairman of the U.S. House Committee on Heavy Metal Affairs is expected to call hearings soon.
"We need to get to the bottom of this thing before it gets out of hand," said Issa. "We have reports that Justice is also providing Colombian cocaine gangs with Marshall Plexi Amplifiers."
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Pearls of Wisdom
I've long been a fan of trivia - of which some have said "trivia is to knowledge as weeds are to flowers". I'm not sure I agree, weed is pretty popular (grin!)
Plato said (well, he reiterated it, he wasn't the first to say it) in order for something to be considered knowledge, is must be justified (testable), true and believed. So according to Plato, trivia is not knowledge. He must be a weed guy. My point is that trivia represents a methodology for obtaining and storing knowledge that everyone can identify with - and believe in.
Let's talk about Pearls.
Why are pearls valuable? Up until a 150 years or so ago, they were a random, rare freak of nature that required risking one's life repeatedly to obtain. So valuable were natural pearls that the jeweler Cartier purchased the Fifth Avenue mansion that is now the New York Cartier store for US$100 cash and a double strand of matched natural pearls valued at the time (1917) at US$1 million.
The twelve "Pearly" gates of New Jerusalem are said to be each made of a single pearl. In the Book Revelations 21:21, "And the twelve gates were twelve pearls; every gate was of one pearl: and the streets of the city were pure gold, as if transparent glass..."
There is a special vocabulary used to describe the length of pearl necklaces. While most other necklaces are simply referred to by their physical measurement, pearl necklaces are named by how low they hang when worn around the neck of a woman.
A pearl collar, measuring 10 to 13 inches in length, sits directly against the throat and does not hang down the neck at all; it can be multiple strands.
Pearl chokers, measuring 14 to 16 inches in length, nestle just at the base of the neck.
A strand called a princess length, measuring 17 to 19 inches in length, comes down to or just below the collarbone.
A matinee length, measuring 20 to 24 inches in length, falls just above the breasts.
An opera length, measuring 28 to 35 inches in length, will be long enough to reach the breastbone or sternum of the wearer; and longer still, a pearl rope, measuring more than 45 inches in length, is any length that falls down farther than an opera length.
So there you have it - a bit of trivia, and perhaps some knowledge thrown in for good measure.
But remember - it's not what you know, it's how you got to know it!
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Monosodium Glutamate is Good For You
There is no legitimate, proven, medically endorsed connection to the maladies that most of you are attributing to MSG. You concerns are relegated to the same realm as vampire hunting, Sasquatch and unicorns. Unless you can prove it, don't bring it up. If you don't want to prove it - just don't eat it. And shut up about it. Maybe I have the order wrong.
A study done by Dr. Nicholas Maragakis and Dr. Jeffrey Rothstein posted in the Journal of Neurology called “Glutamate Transporters in Neurologic Disease”, found no connection to claims of neurological damage or migraines from even large quantities of MSG.
Yet another study by Dr. Stevenson called “Monosodium glutamate and asthma” (J. Nutr. 130: 1067S-1073S) found no connection with MSG increasing or worsening asthma.
And most recently last year, an article in the medical journal Clinical & Experimental Allergy reported that after more than a decade of study, no connection between MSG and allergies were ever found.
Sheesh.
A study done by Dr. Nicholas Maragakis and Dr. Jeffrey Rothstein posted in the Journal of Neurology called “Glutamate Transporters in Neurologic Disease”, found no connection to claims of neurological damage or migraines from even large quantities of MSG.
Yet another study by Dr. Stevenson called “Monosodium glutamate and asthma” (J. Nutr. 130: 1067S-1073S) found no connection with MSG increasing or worsening asthma.
And most recently last year, an article in the medical journal Clinical & Experimental Allergy reported that after more than a decade of study, no connection between MSG and allergies were ever found.
Sheesh.
Monday, November 19, 2012
Why is Africa Poor?
Why is Africa Poor?
Western protectionism is not the principal reason why
Africa is poor. Nor is Africa poor because of latent colonialism. After all,
many former colonies have prospered (e.g. Hong Kong, Singapore, New Zealand,
Australia and Canada). Meanwhile, Ethiopia, one of the poorest countries in the
world (except for six years) has been independent for forty CENTURIES. I'll
tell you why Africa is poor - but first, some gratuitous background
info:
How bad is it? It's really bad -
Africa is the poorest part of the world by a
long shot.
It is in
Africa that we find countries like Zaire, Ethiopia, Chad, and the Sudan, where
gross national product per person is less than $200 a year. The 41 nations of
sub-Saharan Africa produce no more wealth than the tiny country of Belgium,
which has only one FIFTIETH as many people.
Numbers like these mean that Africans live in misery so desperate that Americans can scarcely imagine it. Every year, thousands of Africans die of starvation. In bad years, hundreds of thousands starve. Even in tropical parts of Africa untouched by famine, as many as one third of all children die before the age of five. One in a hundred births kills the mother. Malaria, sleeping sickness, hepatitis, leprosy, and AIDS are rampant.
Nevertheless, the population of Africa grows faster than
that of any other region of the world. The total number of children, grand
children, and great-grand children that the average American woman will have is
14. The equivalent figure for the average African woman is 258! Despite the ravages of disease, starvation, and
inter-tribal warfare, Africa’s population increases by more than three percent a
year. At that rate, populations can double in 20 years.
Africa is poor because of these three main reasons:
1.
Africa is poor because of bad
government.
Tribal
politics prevents the best from succeeding in life. Corruption and bureaucracy
literally robs the poorest in Africa. Land reform – whether in Ethiopia in the
1970s or in Zimbabwe more recently – has caused starvation. Wars kill off a
valuable economic input – labor – and create massive
instability.
But that
doesn’t mean that Africans are bad people. Not even all African politicians are
bad people. Case in point:
Botswana.
Through good
governance over the past 35 years Botswana has grown faster than any other
country in the world. “Yet,” says Robert Guest of The Economist, “cabinet
ministers have not awarded themselves mansions and helicopters, and even the
President has been seen doing his own shopping. Exchange controls were abolished
in 1999, the budget has usually been in surplus (even though this has slipped
recently), and GDP per head tops $3,000.”
That is not bad for a country that was one of the world’s
poorest when granted independence in 1966.
2.
Africa is poor because of lack of
investment caused by lack of property
rights
A key is
that fact that Africa is undercapitalized and
there is little investment occurring. This is because most people do not have
legal title over their own property. Thus, in many African countries it is
impossible to mortgage a home to gain the capital to create a business. For markets to operate, legal
structures are necessary and many African countries are lacking these. Call it
bad government, call it tribal politics the effect is still the same. Without
the notion of “ownership” and “rights to possess” by ordinary people, nothing
can improve. Sorry socialists and communists – capitalism works from the bottom
up - primordial ooze of society where socialism, collectivism and communism
never can. Hillary, it doesn’t “take a
village”.
It takes
a frigging fence.
3.
Africa is poor because we enable
their governments
Because we
are polite, and because we want to be seen as altruistic, we pander to the local
and national African politicians, we give aid to the countries where it is
promptly embezzled and we provide arms and support for their
regimes.
Since 1957, there have been 150 African heads of state,
but only SIX gave up power voluntarily. All the rest died in office, were
murdered, or were thrown out in military coups. In virtually every African
country, the people who rule are the people who own the weapons. This explains
why African countries spent $2.2 billion on imported weapons in 2003 while they
spent only $1.7 billion on medical care. Until it was overthrown in 1991, the
Ethiopian government was spending 60 percent of its revenue on the
military.
Zaire has not built a hospital in 20 years. In the ones
that still remain, nurses and doctors must be bribed to do their work. Road
maintenance is so primitive that the 1,100-mile drive from the Atlantic to
Zaire’s eastern border that used to take two days now takes three weeks. In the
rainy season, the trip may be impossible. Reliable electricity and plumbing are
hazy memories from the colonial past.
Rarely do African leaders show the slightest evidence that they have any concern for their people. Consider Madagascar. When the French controlled the island, they nearly succeeded in wiping out the malaria mosquito. When the Malagasies were given independence, they let public health programs fall into decay. By 1988, when 100,000 people had died of the disease in just six months, the national malaria-control laboratory owned one Bunsen burner and two old microscopes. The Swiss government, under World Bank auspices, has offered to donate 300 million tablets of anti-malarial drugs — enough to treat the entire population for two years — but the Madagascar government insisted on selling them rather than handing them out free.
This ensures that most people won’t get them and that a few
government officials will get even richer than they already
are.
Zambia’s president, Kenneth Kaunda, has stolen so much of the state budget that he is estimated to be worth as much as $6 billion. In the capital, Lusaka, only an estimated one half of city employees actually work.
The
government of the Ivory Coast has overstayed its legal welcome by 5 years, and
we do nothing.
There you
have it. Stark in its application and cold in reality. If we want to help Africa
we have only one choice and it is overthrow their corrupt governments by force
if necessary and create an international tribunal to run each country.
Sorry – colonialism got shit done. Time to go back to the
future.
Friday, November 16, 2012
Eat the Rich - Again!
Eat the Rich - Let's take EVERYTHING from them!
I'm a protester in New York. I hate corporations. Heck, I hate everything, but I REALLY hate big corporations. So let's take AAAAALLLLLL the profits from Exxon and Walmart to fund the Obama adventure. Lets take AAAAALLLLL their profit. That outta put some money in our wallets right.
Nah, it would fund only about 3 days worth of Obama spending.
Okay - lets get really aggressive and make the rich pay for what they'e done to us. Let's appropriate AAAAALLLLL the profit from AAAALLLLL the Fortune 500 companies. Fat cat bastards, let's really stick it to them. How many days would that get us?
Only another 37 days. Crap. We still have to steal, I mean appropriate another 325 days worth of funding.
Enough BS - let's go over the wall and kill all the billionaires. Take AAAAALLLLLL of their incomes.Forget 50% death tax - just take it ALLLLLLLL. Hah, that'll show 'em. We're gonna be rolling in it. How many days would that get us? Tell me!!!!
130 more days. We're at about 170 days, or about 1/2 way through the year.
Frig.
Now what? I know - Obama says every body that makes over $250,000 per year is "rich" - we've been setting the bar too high! Let's take AAAAALLLLLL the money from EVERYBODY that makes over $250,000 per year. Take EVERYTHING they make over $250,000. Take it all. Now that should get us over the hump right? What does that do for us? How many days will that get us of Obamaland?
140 more days. Shit. We're still 55 days short. 310 days down, 55 to go.
Okay, okay, war is evil - let's not forget about war - lets bail out of both wars - that will send a message and buy us some more Obama. No more war for oil! How many days can we get from shutting down both wars and bringing the boys home?
25 more days. Okay, let's leave 'em over there. They probably can't readjust to society anyways. 5 more days!
Crikey. Still 25 days short.
Let's cut off food aid to Africa's poor. I mean, we're poor too right? Sorry fly infested African baby, have your people call my people. Ciao, love ya.
5 more days.
20 days out. Dammit!
Okay - tax every man woman and child in America $600 bucks - and we're there! 365 days. I knew we could do it if we acted collectively - it's January 1st 2014! Hooray!
Now what? What do we do next year? Ooops. We took all of the profits from all of the companies, we've taken all of the salaries and assets from all of the rich people. We've killed off all of the billionaires. We taxed even the 50% of Americans that didn't pay tax before. We've taken all of the money that we could and completely ate the rich.
And it only bought us one year of Obama.
No profits left to tax, no salaries left to steal, no assets left to appropriate. No growth to tax, no entrepreneurs left to generate jobs. Nothing. No seed left at all. We ate the rich.
Now what? Obama is projected to increase spending by ANOTHER $1.7 trillion dollars in 2012. Another 5 months to pay for. With what? From where? From who? How?
Makes you want to hug a billionaire doesn't it?
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Thursday, November 8, 2012
Certamen Prosequitur
If you are feeling despair today – just remember this – this
United States of America was born in a conflict with the most powerful military
power of the face of the earth. We faced a civil war that ripped this country
right in half and put us at war with the most efficient, powerful and deadly
army on the face of the earth – namely other Americans. We fought the technological
genius of the Nazis and the fanatical bravery of the Japanese. We fought and
defeated 2/3rds of the world who were under the iron boot of the
Soviet Union, and we’ve kicked in the teeth of the most evil force on the
planet – Al Qaeda -in the battlefields of both Iraq and Afghanistan.
The British are gone. The rebels are gone. The Nazis are
gone. The Japanese are gone. The communists are gone, and the terrorists are
gone.
And we’re still here. This country is still here.
And if you think that a Botoxed harpie from San Francisco,
the greasiest car dealer in all of Nevada, the dumbest man in all of Delaware
along with a self-indulgent, two bit, jug eared narcissist/thug from Chicago is
going to destroy that – you are out of your minds!
The government is not the country. Having the Democrats run
the government, does not mean they run the country. The government isn’t
America, and as our founding fathers put it – government gets in the way of
America.
As we’ll always do – we’ll get past all of this. Not because
we are optimists – but because we are Americans. Certamen Prosequitur. *special thanks to William Whittle for inspiring this*
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when
you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men
who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who
deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by
graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against
them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being
rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your
society is doomed."