Sunday, March 27, 2016

Liberal Tears Flood Canada

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The Republican Presidential primary campaign is prompting an exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and live according to the Constitution.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . “The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just keep coming.

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers called "Ubers" who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into electric cars and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Voss drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though, and some kale chips."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution and work for a living.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half- dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, buying up all the Barbara Streisand c.d.'s, and renting all the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Forward Grubers!


      As we celebrate (ahem) the 6th anniversary of Obamacare to the celebratory cheers of the Grubers who inflicted this abomination (Obamination?) on the American people we have to take a look at all the good that Obamacare has done:

·        Twelve of the 23 Consumer Operated and Oriented Plans (co-ops) in the U.S., which were intended to spur competition and lower prices, folded in 2015, costing American taxpayers more than $1.23 billion.

         Risk corridors, which enable the government to compensate insurers that underestimated costs and undercharged their subscribers, paid out much less than the insurers expected because the funds dried up. What’s more, the program is due to expire after this year.

         As a result, insurance premiums and deductibles have gone up dramatically, while the number of doctors patients can see has gone down.

         The losses incurred by the major insurers in the past year have been staggering, and the likes of UnitedHealth, Aetna and others have signaled that participating in health insurance exchanges may no longer be sustainable.

         The number of young, comparatively healthy people who were expected to sign up and balance out the insurers’ payments to older, sicker people fell drastically short of expectations, which in turn compounded the problem of rising costs. Penalties finally are kicking in for people who don’t buy plans, but young adults may be willing to pay the penalty, which is considerably lower than the cost of a policy, and gamble that they will remain healthy. And if they make that choice, it remains to be seen how successful the government will be in its collection efforts.

         It’s getting increasingly harder to “keep your doctor.” In order to keep costs down, insurance companies have drastically narrowed their networks to include a slate of physicians they consider “more efficient.” And access to doctors has become even more challenging in states that have expanded Medicaid, since many physicians are opting out of the program due to declining reimbursements.

      As the DNC says - let's not take a step backward and repeal it. Forward Grubers!


Saturday, March 5, 2016

Fictional Job Report Stats - The Obama Way!

The reports echo what Thomas Perez in the Labor Department and the President want reported, on behalf of a failed administration. That is way the seasonally adjusted data soft-pedals the 94,298,000 Americans relegated to Not in Labor Force standing by the BLS. Since it fell from the record high 95,051,000 in January, at least some might argue Obama's largest increase of any individual BLS count showed a modestly positive trajectory for one month, at least. Slow clap.

A few more figures are worth considering in light of claims of an impressive February Employment Situation Report from the President's team at the Labor Department. Of the 242,000 jobs reported to have been added according to CES data gathered from around 165,000 businesses, it's important to note roughly 200,000 of those supposed gains materialize monthly based upon the birth and death cycle invention the BLS implemented from 2003 onward during months not considered recessionary for an assumed "dynamic economy". Americans find this treatment of the facts less compelling than the President's appointees.

The not seasonally adjusted counts are hardest to compare and least accurate in January and February, since major changes to BLS estimates conceived in 2000 were gradually implemented through 2003 for the expressed purpose of adjusting for population controls. Unfortunately, the reality since the change was introduced has seen not seasonally adjusted figures progressively separate from actual survey data to more nearly approximate what BLS statisticians' insist they were seeing or anticipated in ensuing months to bring actual collected data more in line with their predictions.

As a result of the adjustment process begun early this millennium, January's not seasonally adjusted count from about 165,000 businesses showed a loss of 2,961,000 employed Americans, falling from 144,116,000 to 141,155,000 on January figures. With February the second least accurate month of the year, as statisticians work to bring real data more in line with their vision of the workforce, a counterbalancing 850,000 jobs were added after successive months of job losses on Household Survey counts showed a repeat of late 2008 to 2009 results. Ahead of February's modest gains partially offsetting January's 3 million jobs lost by Not Seasonally Adjusted counts, job losses across four of the last six months on CPS counts showed workforce results skewing negative precisely the same number of months as the six-month period through January, 2009.

On Household Survey numbers, January's 666,000 loss of jobs (adjusted for population controls) was followed by 932,000 supposed jobs added, while statisticians' worked to bring  figures more in line with their seasonally adjusted estimates. Without further comment about the creative and potentially misleading figures early each new year since 2003, February's Employment Situation Report unquestionably appeared to be the best report on the past four months. Of course, that's in light of 1,107,000 part time jobs added in November, while just 50,000 jobs were added overall, according to nsa survey responses.

In January, the reported 666,000 jobs lost, paired with 384,000 part time jobs added, turned into the second month out of the last three during which Labor Department figures recorded upwards of 1,050,000 full time breadwinner jobs lost. So the bar for February looking like an improvement wasn't altogether high. It just needed to improve from devastatingly bad numbers late in 2015 through January's first ESR for 2016.

Since a range of measures all supported jobs added to the economy in February, let's look at a breakdown of who gained jobs and what kind of jobs those actually were, according to the Household Survey results. 18 yo 19 year olds gained 103,000 jobs in February, while 16 to 17 year olds added 15,000 more for teens increasing jobs numbers by 118,000 for the month. The age group having gained the most jobs is shown as 55 years and older at 393,000 jobs on Household Data Table A-9, but incredibly, 227,000 of those went to super-seniors 65 years and over who reentered the workforce to supplement retirement income, according to HD Table A-6.

Hispanics turned in another banner month with 362,000 jobs added, which was softened somewhat by statisticians' more modest 300,000 seasonally adjusted estimate for the month. Since January 2009, Hispanics have gained 5,514,000 jobs, showing 24,967,000 employed after starting Obama's Presidency holding 19,453,000 jobs. The foreign born gained another 63,000 jobs and are second only to Hispanics with 4,301,000 jobs gained since they first appeared as a newly counted demographic on HD Table A-7 in January 2010. In February, the foreign born held 25,391,000 jobs, while their first official appearance on BLS counts showed 21,090,000 in January, 2010. Asians continued relentless workforce gains with an impressive 294,000 jobs added, which meant nearly three-quarters-of-a-million jobs went to Hispanics, the foreign born, and Asians combined, turning into 719,000 more jobs for mostly foreign demographics in February alone.

A remarkable 676,000 part time jobs were added in February, again, nearly doubling the 346,000 full time jobs based partly on the first months of the year's adjustments for "population controls" which make January, and to a lesser extent, February figures suspect, to say the least. The BLS acknowledged the anomalies by showing just 75,000 full time jobs added, while estimating 489,000 part time jobs added on seasonally adjusted figures from HD Table A-9. Since teens and super-seniors combined for 345,000 of the jobs added in February on top of the 719,000 gained by the three predominant foreign bloodline (non-native or recent newcomer) demographics, it seems natural to wonder how America's majority white demographic has fared under Obama.

Thanks to 784,000 jobs added in February, which more than offset the 357,000 losses estimated in adjustments for population controls in January on HD Table A-1, white Americans have for the first time across Obama's 86 months in Office topped a million jobs gained. At 118,584,000 in February, the nation's majority demographic making up 75.1% of the latest estimated 323,113,125 count from the U.S, Census Bureau has finally reached seven figures with 1,175,000 jobs gained from the 117,409,000 in place more than seven years after Obama was inaugurated January 20, 2009. Blacks or African Americans who make up 13.05% of the populace, according to USCB counts, have shown more than double the majority demographic's job gains at 2,391,000, counting 17,665,000 in February, after recording 15,274,000 in January, 2009.

I'm fully willing to acknowledge February's jobs report is the best of the past four, and arguably the best of the last seven months, a period during which four showed losses on the Household Survey. Nevertheless, in breaking down who's actually benefitting from modest gains, and dissecting some of the internal mechanisms used by the Labor Department for its estimates, most Americans would be horrified to learn what the real data shows. The only actual nationwide count from employers' payroll records is kept by the ETA, where Report r539cy uses state and U.S. territory employment office UI tax records to show a miserable 2,383,292 jobs gained through February 2016. One would think the nearly ten million jobs gained by Hispanics and the foreign born, combined, and 2.4 million more by blacks or African Americans would show clearly enough why the disenfranchised 94,298,000 Not in Labor Force Americans and America's majority demographic employment woes would suggest reason for change.

Record numbers casting ballots in Republican caucuses and primaries, including for the seemingly most aggressive outsider candidate, could be seen as a predictable response to Obama's seven-plus years of painful fundamental change.

Summation - most of the job figures have been skewed to report progress and while foreign workers have benefitted the most from Obama, more people than ever can find gainful employment that isn't part-time. Did Obama create this?


Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Obama's Failures - I passed out after 61

1/ Fast & Furious
2/ SEAL Team 6
3/ Aid and comfort to the enemy
4/ Stole our 401K Auto Stock and gave it to the Auto unions
5/ Obamacare would save the avg family $2500 per year
6/ Forcing businesses to violate their religious beliefs
7/ Violating the rights and sanctity of our Churches
8/ Obamacare web site-cronyism
9/ NSA acting as Obama Gestapo
10/ 17 Trillion in debt
11/ Lies about Benghazi
12/ Voter fraud
13/ Intentionally trying to hurt Americans during the sequester
14/ Intentionally trying to hurt Americans during govt shutdown
15/ Blocking veterans from seeing their own memorials
16/ Allowing illegals on mall during govt shutdown
17/ Shutting down ‘The Peoples House’ tours
18/ We can keep our insurance if we like it
19/ We can keep our doctors if we like them
20/ Military not getting their votes counted
21/ Supporting the Muslims
22/ Brotherhood with arms and money
23/ DOJ spying on the free press
24/ Not securing our borders
25/ Spying on Americans on American soil with drones
26/ Solyndra Scandal
27/ Picking winners and losers
28/ IRS targeting conservatives
29/ IRS targeting the Tea Party
30/ Millions losing health care coverage
31/ Increasing welfare rolls
32/ Increasing disability rolls
33/ Countless party’s
34/ Countless exorbitant vacations
35/ Releasing illegal’s from prison that were convicted criminals
36/ Unconstitutional recess appointment
37/ NO budget for 5 years
38/ Destroying the coal industry
39/ Clapper lying to congress
40/ Holder lying to congress
41/ Failing to prosecute the New Black Panther
42/ Reading our e-mail
43/ War on women
44/ Promoting race war
45/ War between makers and takers
46/ A123 Systems Scandal
47/ Cash for clunkers failure
48/ Debasing the U.S. Currency through inflationary "Quantitave Easing"
49/ Common Core
50/ Trayvon Martin
51/ Infanticide supporter
52/ Abortion supporter
53/ Bowe Bergdahl debacle
54/ Five KNOWN terrorists released for one US soldier Without congressional approval
55/ Raising the debt limit doesn't rise our debt
56/ Signing the Monsanto Protection Act
57/ Using false identities such as Barry Soetoro
58/ Not providing a proper birth certificate when asked for by the people
59/ The VA Scandle
60/ Opened Mexican Border
61/ Using Air Force one to fund raise

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Ketchup Chips Substitutes for Kreskin

Now, Therefore, I, Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States, pursuant to the pardon power conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Hillary Rodam Clinton for all offenses against the United States which she, Hillary Rodam Clinton, has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 20, 2009 through February 1, 2013.
In Witness Whereof, I have hereunto set my hand this 31st day of December, in the year of our Lord two thousand sixteen and of the Independence of the United States of America two hundred forty.
Signed; Barack Hussein Obama

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Up the River - Without a Pantsuit...

Is Hillary going to be indicted? Well that depends on a couple of things. The Obama gymnasium has a Hobbesian choice in front of it:

1. Do they toss the leading Dumocrat presidential candidate under the bus and press charges...


2. Do they "banana republic" the FBI and tell it to stand down from the investigation.

Fox News has confirmed that at least one email contained intelligence from human spying, known as "HCS-0," which is code for highly sensitive human intelligence operations. The FBI investigation is centered around Clinton and members of her staff to determine if they deliberately trafficked and shared information from highly classified sources onto an unsecure private email system.


Generally speaking, when SAP or HCS-0 data is compromised people will die. Maybe not in the middle of the night in a foreign embassy way (that doesn't seem to scare Hillary), but more of a tortured and cut up into little pieces kind of way.

Is the FBI serious about this? Well - here's what they have said about standing down:

"The bureau does not waive its primacy in espionage cases," the intelligence source said, referring to USC 18 793 and 794. "The security investigation is now part and parcel with the criminal public corruption investigation." The source said both tracks are being pursued "vigorously" and there is a sense of "incredulity" as to what is being discovered."

Violations of US 18 Section 793 fall under "gross mishandling" of national defense information. Potential violations under Section 794, "gathering or delivering defense information to aid" a foreign government, are more serious but also more challenging to prove.

When the agents are incredulous at what they are finding that isn't like finding a $20 bill in the old jacket you haven't worn in years - in this case incredulous means that the sheer scope, audacity and idiocy of the criminal enterprise floors some of the most experienced law enforcement officials in the world. 150 agents are working this case.

She should start paddling....

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Ask a stoopid question, get a stoopid answer...


Is California one of the few States that do not have on their books a law that states ;

"Anyone whom is a known danger to their self or others due to mental illness or defect , can be placed in and confined in a mental hospital till they are no longer such a danger ." 

It makes more sense to me to protect the public from gun danger by removing the PERSON instead of the guns . Can't the person can find other ways to inflict harm by getting guns illegally or using "safe" objects like knives, axes, vehicles or fire?

A person confined to a mental hospital has a much harder time getting  a gun and killing someone. Or getting anything else to kill or maim someone.

Is this yet another case of knee jerk liberals creating a program that they feel good about as opposed to a program that fixes the problem?



Thursday, November 26, 2015

Hey Look! There Goes the Unbiased News Media!

ABC News executive producer Ian Cameron is married to Susan Rice, National Security Adviser.

CBS President David Rhodes is the brother of Ben Rhodes, Obamas Deputy National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications.

ABC News correspondent Claire Shipman is married to former Whitehouse Press Secretary Jay Carney

ABC News and Univision reporter Matthew Jaffe is married to Katie Hogan, Obamas Deputy Press Secretary

ABC President Ben Sherwood is the brother of Obamas Special Adviser Elizabeth Sherwood

CNN President Virginia Moseley is married to former Hillary Clintons Deputy Secretary Tom Nides.

And now you know why it is no surprise the media is in Obama’s pocket? In Hillary's pocket? that there might be a little bias in the news ???   

Isn’t it interesting that every place you look in Obama’s administration people fill positions because of who they know, not what they know or how competent they are ---- and you wonder why our country has so many problems.

But then again, maybe not. I want to avoid being labelled a racist...

Thursday, July 23, 2015

The Democrat Gun Control Creed

For those of you that think Liberalism is a mental disorder - I present to you "The Idiot Democrat /gun-control/ anti-survival Creed:
1) The best defense is no defense at all.
2) You're safer when you're easy to kill.
3) Death is better than survival if survival involves weapons or preparedness.
4) I rely on signs that say " I know you're going to kill me, but please wait till the police show up to stop you."
5) My murderer's life is worth more than mine. Or my kids.
6) The lives of my family and friends are not important enough to defend in any meaningful way. 
7) I pledge to be a useless dumb@$$ my whole life, even if it turns out to be regrettably short...
This is just a rough draft.
Feel free to add your own observations.

Monday, July 20, 2015

Chuck Todd - Ministry of Truth and Deception

On Sunday’s Meet The Press, Chuck Todd made a declaration about the connection between illegal immigration and criminality that would surprise most Americans: 

“We couldn’t find a single study that links violent crime and immigration.”

It instantly reminded me of another quote:

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State."
The second quote was made by Joseph Goebbels...