May the omnipresent diety respective of your individual belief system

In this age of political correctness to the nth degree, these morons that facilitate the public dis-education of kids have now set their sights firmly on whether or not "God Bless the USA" is an appropriate theme for children to acknowledge.

The superintendent of Bellingham Public Schools released a statement Wednesday stating that students will now be allowed to sing or not sing “God Bless the USA” during an upcoming assembly at Stall Brook Elementary School. “Political correctness is certainly a consideration in the public sector,” Superintendent Edward Fleury wrote in a statement posted on the district’s website.

“Students will be allowed to sing or not sing the words ‘God Bless the USA’ as they sing in celebration of their acquired knowledge,” he said.

Since the uber-left leaning politics infused indoctrinators of Marxist beliefs seemingly have a beef with the words "God" and "USA",  Ketchup Chips thinks that it is appropriate to assist Lee Greenwood by re-writing the title of his award winning song to more accurately reflect the Maoist ideals prevalent in our school system, and allow ALL precious little snowflakes to sing with gusto. Here goes. Instead of "God Bless the USA" let's try these:

May the omnipresent diety respective to your individual belief system bestow good tidings upon this non-specific geographic area

or -

Invisible, un-proven and scientifically suspect source of inspiration for the less educated, please facilitate beneficial situations and conditions to the locale in which we live, despite our having wrested away physical ownership from indigineous peoples creating the confrontational and economically oppressive marginalization of all peoples....

and lastly,

There is no god, and if there was, he or she most certainly would be gay. So screw you, you woman hating, nazi loving, race-baiting, white supremacist, homophobe, xeonphobe, knuckle dragging, war mongering, bible thumping, bigot.

In thy mercy....