Don't send me email with the wrong address - part III

As you know- I continue to get email to my account that is meant for someone else. After gently dissuading them I was the wrong recipient, they persisted. At their own peril it turns out...

Hello, Everyone!

We have a date for our new Supper Shuffle group’s first gathering. It is Sunday, November 11^th. Let’s plan to meet at our home at 5 pm. We live at 516 XXXXX Ave. in River xxxxx (four houses north of Lake Street, on the west side; last of the four red brick and stucco houses). You can park on the west side of our street in front of our house, in our driveway, or across the street in the Methodist Church parking lot. Our phone number is xxx-xxxx

Al plans to do pork roast on the grill. John and Loretta – please bring the appetizers. Darrell and Rosemary – please bring a vegetable. And Mary – please bring a dessert. If Linda does come with you, Mary, would you have her bring some applesauce? Please let me know if she is not coming.

As a reminder, Rosemary does not tolerate milk products. And, UNFORTUNATELY, I cannot eat onions (including chives, leeks, scallions, shallots) or bell peppers. If you have a recipe which includes any of those delicious items, you could do what my family does for me. Make the recipe without those foods, remove a small portion for me, then add the onion, etc. for everyone else.

Have I forgotten anything? Let me know if I did. See you soon!

Irmgard

So I respond thusly - there is no dissuading these people:

This sounds awesome! 
Couple of quick questions for the group - does everybody like turnips? Rosemary does some nice 'nips, and as a practicing lacto vegan gluten free ovo-tarian, she has a way to make then not taste like casket wood.
Also, I'm not sure we should park in the Methodist church lot. Those guys are hard core about their Sunday services, and I certainly don't want to pull up in the middle of any ritualistic goat sacrifice. And those robes....gives me the willies just thinking about it! Anyhoo, looking forward to seeing you all. I have a bunch of internet cat videos I want to share!
Ps - plan to get lubed up, I'm bringing a bucket of Jäger for us all!

Don't send me email with the wrong address - part 2

KC's absolute favorite thing to do is mess with people that send me email with the wrong email address. While my name might be common, my responses are not.....

 

 

Al and I have been asked to be the first to host our new Supper Shuffle group. Others in our group are: John and Loretta xxxxx, Darrell and Rosemary xxxxxx, and Mary xxxxx (Linda xxxx may join Mary).

The weekends are filling up fast so here are the dates that are available to us. Let me know which ones are good for you (please respond by hitting “reply to all”). Then we can make a choice and have a definite date!

Sunday, October 7^th;

Saturday November 10^th;

 

As a heads-up, we do have two cats. Please let me know if you have an allergy to them. They will be in the basement while you are here and I will clean extra carefully beforehand.

Hear from you soon!

Irmgard

 

 

Since I don't know these people - I thought it might be fun to respond. Thusly:

 

To: Loretta xxxxxx

CC: Irmgard XXXXx; jlatyak@xxxxxx; olsonmaryh@xxxxx
Subject: Re: New Grace Supper Shuffle

 

 

Hey there! Put us down for all dates - we're big eaters! Rosemary and I are ok with cats, but she has got to stay away from milk products. She gets really gassy and can clear a room pretty quickly if you know what I mean! ( grin!) Anyhoo, let's see if Linda does show up - her and Mary make a cute couple and it's time they made it officially public, or publicly official. They have nothing to be ashamed of!

See you all on Sunday!

 

 

Check your email address book folks, or this could happen to you!

If you are going to write me an email in error - you should be prepared for the response. I bet this guy is still trying to figure this out....first - he writes me, thinking I'm someone else:

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Greetings and salutations my long lost climbing buddy.  How goes things?  So are you a happily married man now??  Family man yet?? What’s up with you and Melissa?  Are you still working for Agility?  Fill me in on some of the details of the past few years.  Tell me a little of what is going on in your neck of the woods in California.

I know it seems I fell off the planet and haven’t written or called since what…2008 or so… I actually went back to school to get my associates degree as well as a few other work related things.  School and work have consumed a lot of my time and it is now about to wrap up with my graduating in May.  I have also been involved in a program through the CIA (not the spooks but the Culinary Institute of America)  and Stephanie (my wife) and hopefully my parents will be coming out for about a week to vineyard hop, eat some good food and hopefully catch up with a long lost climbing buddy and his girlfriend/wife/family.  We are planning to be in California arriving April 12, 2012 and leaving midday April 21, 2012.   It would be nice if you could join us for a day or two when we first get there before I start my classes at CIA Greystone

I look forward to hearing from you and hope we can get together when we are out there.  Take care and write soon!

Ketchup Chips responds with sick pleasure:

Holy smokes long  time no talk! Things are going well here, I started a new job in San Francisco at the White Swallow Bathhouse. Unfortunately Melissa and I are no longer together - seems that once we hit California her porn career took off and so did she! She now is doing vids under the stage name Crissy Snow at Raunch Studios. Check her out sometime! Congrats on the CIA stuff, unfortunately as a recovering addict I can't partake and my parole conditions prohibit me from leaving the city. Actually the ankle bracelet kinda keeps me close to the house. And my parole officer.


Anyways do keep in touch - it is great to hear from you, after my little indiscretion with Stephanie i didnt think you would want to stay buds.

You are a class act man!