Obama - The Achievement Presidency

I'm tired of American's bashing Obama for lack of achievement and being President Zero. Nothing can be further from the truth! Take a look at these impressive accomplishments:
 

• First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
• First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
• First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States .
• First President to violate the War Powers Act.
• First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
• First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
• First President to spend a trillion dollars on “shovel-ready” jobs when there was no such thing as “shovel-ready” jobs, and then joke about it.
• First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters in return for votes.
• First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
• First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S. – including those with criminal convictions.
• First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.
• First President to terminate America's ability to put a man in space.
• First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.
• First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
• First President to break 200 rounds of golf while in office.
• First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
• First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
• First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.
• First President to admit "inhaling" - both weed and a little blow.
• First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
• First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
• First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal), and say so.
• First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
• First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.
• First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.
• First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
• First President to go on multiple “global apology tours” and concurrent “insult our friends” tours.
• First President to go on more than 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.
• First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
• First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
• First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.
• First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they “volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences.”
• First President to crack 12 Trillion in debt
• First President to crack 13 Trillion in debt
• First President to crack 14 Trillion in debt
• First President to crack 15 Trillion in debt
• First President to crack 16 Trillion in debt
• First President to crack 17 Trillion in debt
• First President to crack 18 Trillion in debt

Pretty impressive I must say, let's stop the idle chatter and really pull out the stops to see what the next 3 years will get us!

Global Warming - A Warm Blanket of BS

Looks like the leaked emails from the scientists in the climate-gate scandal just keep point to one thing - under intense political pressure to come up with bogus reasoning for global warming they got caught red handed writing among each other of the best way to scam the public.....

<1939> Thorne/MetO: Observations do not show rising temperatures throughout the tropical troposphere unless you accept one single study and approach and discount a wealth of others. This is just downright dangerous. We need to communicate the uncertainty and be honest. 

    <3066> Thorne: I also think the science is being manipulated to put a political spin on it, which for a ll our sakes might not be too clever in the long run.

<4755> Overpeck: The trick may be to decide on the main message and use that to guid[e] what’s included and what is left out.

       Haimberger: It is interesting to see the lower tropospheric warming minimum in the tropics in all      three plots,  hich I cannot explain. I believe it is spurious but it is remarkably robust against my adjustment efforts.

      These greenhouse gas bags are quick to point out that the debate is over about global warming, but amongst even themselves, it still rages on. Indeed these propeller heads have NEVER BEEN ABLE TO PROVE:

1. Variations in global climate in the last hundred years are significantly outside the natural range experienced in previous centuries;
2. Humanity’s emissions of carbon dioxide and other ‘greenhouse gases’ (GHG) are having a dangerous impact on global climate;
3. Computer-based models can meaningfully replicate the impact of all of the natural factors that may significantly influence climate;
4. Sea levels are rising dangerously at a rate that has accelerated with increasing human GHG emissions, thereby threatening small islands and coastal communities;
5. The incidence of malaria is increasing due to recent climate changes;
6. Human society and natural ecosystems cannot adapt to foreseeable climate change as they have done in the past;
7. Worldwide glacier retreat, and sea ice melting in Polar Regions , is unusual and related to increases in human GHG emissions;
8. Polar bears and other Arctic and Antarctic wildlife are unable to adapt to anticipated local climate change effects, independent of the causes of those changes;
9. Hurricanes, other tropical cyclones and associated extreme weather events are increasing in severity and frequency;
10. Data recorded by ground-based stations are a reliable indicator of surface temperature trends.

          This is a simple one folks, and won't take much of your time to build your talking points:


          1. Global warming has not been proven. Scientists are not in agreement.
          2. Short term observations, and actions based from them of  less than 5,000 years make the observer  .             look foolish
          3. Your foolishness wastes time, hurts people, kiss jobs and costs money. Go do it somewhere else.


           Friggin morons.

Green is the new green, but black still gets covered in brown.....

So where do all the "carbon credits" come from if Al Gore sells enough carbon indulgences, and enough western sheeple pile on the green pedi-car? Surely people in poor countries wouldn't lose their land or be forced to lose their food crops to those what want to plant higher "carbon offsetting" crops in order to grab more of the filthy lucre that carbon indulgences industry has created?

Said it ain't so Joe. I mean Al.

The government of Uganda and the U.K.-based “carbon credits” firm New Forests Company — accredited by the United Nations and largely financed by the World Bank and the European Union  are rolling in the carbon dough after 20,000 poor Ugandan farmers were brutally evicted from their lands in order for New Forests Company to plant trees.

“We were beaten by soldiers. They beat my husband and put him in jail,” Naiki Apanabang, who obtained her family’s land in recognition of her grandfather’s military service, told Oxfam investigators. “The eviction was very violent.” Apanabang and her eight children no longer have enough food to eat — let alone money for schooling, unanimously telling investigators horror stories of brutality, shootings, wanton destruction of livelihoods, and more. “The communities Oxfam spoke to describe the evictions as anything but voluntary or peaceful,” the report noted.  Francis Longoli, a small farmer from Kiboga district was tearful: "I remember my land, three acres of coffee, many trees – mangoes and avocados. I had five acres of bananas, 10 beehives, two beautiful permanent houses. My land gave me everything. People used to call me 'omataka' – someone who owns land. Now that is no more. I am one of the poorest now," he says.

Ugandan authorities granted the UN-accredited carbon-trading firm a license to plant trees on the land in 2005. So-called “carbon credits” earned from the plantation would then be sold to companies to offset their emissions of CO₂. The problem was that tens of thousands of people had been living off of the land for decades, using the area to feed themselves and their farm animals.

But not any more!

Greed wrapped in green is the cruelest mistress of all. From multi million dollars homes and private jets, from marriages to Hollywood actresses and living in the Palace of the King of Lesotho - these guys have got it going on over there in Africa. Why - it's as much fun as an Al Gore massage session!

But hey - as long as green is the new green - the old black can still get covered in brown.

Al Gore and the Black Hole Lump of Goo

Whatever happened to Al Gore (inventor of the Internet)? I mean, a couple of years ago, he was everywhere. Won an Oscar for the purposely bloated (the movie, not him!) An Inconvenient Truth. Got rid of light bulbs, made us all buy green cars and sweat in the summer and freeze in the winter while the Chinese and Indians laughed their asses of at us as they used burning prisoners to stoke the fires of their factories.

We were told that "time was running out" and "annihilation was at hand", but when the whole Climategate things came out (leftist proponents of the cause purposely manipulated environmental data to pad their own claims) Gore and all the others who were trying to make money off of a "green society" made a less than John Wayne stand by declaring that it was "climate change" and not "global warming" they were fighting. Nothing like covering all the bases eh? (I'm a Canadian eh!!!)

Now they seem to have bailed on us, leaving us all to our own devices to solve the horror that is climate change. I mean - was selling fake carbon credits to those cowed into believing this tripe so lucrative that you can all retire? I guess so.

But, I am not a stupid man, so I am inventing the latest fringe theory, and this time I am going to monetize it. Black Hole insurance. There is a distinct possibility that you will be squeezed through the sphincter of a black hole and shot out the other side as who knows what. For only $19.99 I will personally guarantee that you will not emerge as either a lump of goo, or as Al Gore. Operators are standing by.