Phony Scandals

If any of you have kids, you will recognize the pattern of behavior exhibited by White House officials and spokespeople. I didn't do it. Some other guy did it. These are "phony" scandals. Me thinks they doth protest too much.

Lois Lerner summed it up perfectly. I please the 5th. Because I didn't do it. And I'm innocent. And I was just following orders. And you are biased against me. And it wasn't me that did it....