Eat the Rich - Again!

Eat the Rich - Let's take EVERYTHING from them!

With a tip of the hat to Bill Whittle - and to all those that are calling for us to take from the "rich" to fund our current misadventures. Obama's budget is $10 billion per day. Let's see how eating our seed corn works for us shall we?

I'm a protester in New York. I hate corporations. Heck, I hate everything, but I REALLY hate big corporations. So let's take AAAAALLLLLL the profits from Exxon and Walmart to fund the Obama adventure. Lets take AAAAALLLLL their profit. That outta put some money in our wallets right.

Nah, it would fund only about 3 days worth of Obama spending.

Okay - lets get really aggressive and make the rich pay for what they'e done to us. Let's appropriate AAAAALLLLL the profit from AAAALLLLL the Fortune 500 companies. Fat cat bastards, let's really stick it to them. How many days would that get us?

Only another 37 days. Crap. We still have to steal, I mean appropriate another 325 days worth of funding.

Enough BS - let's go over the wall and kill all the billionaires. Take AAAAALLLLLL of their incomes.Forget 50% death tax - just take it ALLLLLLLL. Hah, that'll show 'em. We're gonna be rolling in it. How many days would that get us? Tell me!!!!

130 more days. We're at about 170 days, or about 1/2 way through the year.

Frig.

Now what? I know - Obama says every body that makes over $250,000 per year is "rich" - we've been setting the bar too high! Let's take AAAAALLLLLL the money from EVERYBODY that makes over $250,000 per year. Take EVERYTHING they make over $250,000. Take it all. Now that should get us over the hump right? What does that do for us? How many days will that get us of Obamaland?

140 more days. Shit. We're still 55 days short. 310 days down, 55 to go.

Okay, okay, war is evil - let's not forget about war - lets bail out of both wars - that will send a message and buy us some more Obama. No more war for oil! How many days can we get from shutting down both wars and bringing the boys home?

25 more days. Okay, let's leave 'em over there. They probably can't readjust to society anyways. 5 more days!

Crikey. Still 25 days short.

Let's cut off food aid to Africa's poor. I mean, we're poor too right? Sorry fly infested African baby, have your people call my people. Ciao, love ya.

5 more days.

20 days out. Dammit!

Okay - tax every man woman and child in America $600 bucks - and we're there! 365 days. I knew we could do it if we acted collectively - it's January 1st 2014! Hooray!

Now what? What do we do next year? Ooops. We took all of the profits from all of the companies, we've taken all of the salaries and assets from all of the rich people. We've killed off all of the billionaires. We taxed even the 50% of Americans that didn't pay tax before. We've taken all of the money that we could and completely ate the rich.

And it only bought us one year of Obama.

No profits left to tax, no salaries left to steal, no assets left to appropriate. No growth to tax, no entrepreneurs left to generate jobs. Nothing. No seed left at all. We ate the rich.

Now what? Obama is projected to increase spending by ANOTHER $1.7 trillion dollars in 2012. Another 5 months to pay for. With what? From where? From who? How?

Makes you want to hug a billionaire doesn't it?




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