My fellow Americans I'm doing a great job. If you don't think I'm doing a great job you're blocking progress. So I'll just go around you. (Wait for applause)
I'm just like Abraham Lincoln who didn't cry over spilled milk. (Wait for laughter)
Even though I'm doing a great job the country is a mess. Rich people messed it up, but it's easy to fix.
We'll do it with their money. Put a bill on my desk and I'll sign it in the morning. (Wait for applause)
I bless you, and I bless the United States of America.
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